When Szelhamos and my mother were still very new to this country, they really didn't speak much English.
That proved to be of great advantage when I was in the second grade.
Back then, I spent a lot of time in the corner, as I continually acted out a my infantile way of demonstrating my crush on Miss Spillinger, the teacher. The fact that Miss Spillinger would probably be about 70 years old now would make her a cougar by most anyone's operating definition.
